Syllabus: Like previews, only more academic sounding…

A few notes from the last faculty meeting of the Lanier Drive Institute of Higher Thinking:

The second portion of the conversation between IHT Dean Scott Garner and Baltimore-area legal professional/sports message board instigator Joseph Lawrence will likely not appear until Tuesday of next week. Some grammatical errors in the first segment of the interview still remain uncorrected due to a draft version of the conversation being placed on the blog when the more polished version was lost to the Computer Gods, have ye mercy on us oh Silicon Deities. Since many of the emails between Dean Garner and Mr. Lawrence, esq, were exchanged at late hours, grammar errors by both parties were… ahem… profound and prodigious.

The long-promised final piece of the series that interests only hardcore fans of I-AA football and Georgia Southern (last seen here) should go up sometime after the conversation with Mr. Lawrence, esq, is complete. After all, to post it now might compromise the direction of the chat between the Dean and the Institute's Legal Council. Just don't call him "Ted." In related news, the Institute's executive board has voted 1-0 to create a separate blog for IHT sports discussion.

The lecture "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Manners" is being prepared and should arrive online sometime in the next two weeks. Remember people, the Institute is very, very short on staff and the staff has another job, too.

Meanwhile, consider this entry from another noteworthy blog to be a "guest lecture." Also, it is an attempt to pander shamelessly to the female demographic, which, we assume, won't be visiting the sports blog much.